May 22, 2009: 4:30 PM
Teen Girl #1: I know, but my dad will take care of that.
Teen Girl #2: He will?? No, he won’t, will he?
Teen Girl #1: Shut up, Sarah, he will.
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Teen Girl #1: I know, but my dad will take care of that.
Teen Girl #2: He will?? No, he won’t, will he?
Teen Girl #1: Shut up, Sarah, he will.
