May 23, 2009: 3:00 PM
Woman 1: Try telling him to get anything done, though.
Woman 2: Oh yeah?
Woman 1: I’ll say, like, Jacob, blah blah blah, you know, come on.
Woman 2: Right.
Woman 1: It’s like he won’t do anything without some sort of a bribe.
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Woman 1: Try telling him to get anything done, though.
Woman 2: Oh yeah?
Woman 1: I’ll say, like, Jacob, blah blah blah, you know, come on.
Woman 2: Right.
Woman 1: It’s like he won’t do anything without some sort of a bribe.
