May 28, 2009: 5:10 PM
Girl #1: I feel sorry for hiiiiim.
Girl #2: But he’s so uglyyyyy.
Girl #1: But I feel sorry for hiiiim.
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Girl #1: I feel sorry for hiiiiim.
Girl #2: But he’s so uglyyyyy.
Girl #1: But I feel sorry for hiiiim.