Overheard At Starbucks I sit at Starbucks (usually one in Studio City), eavesdrop on your conversations, and post them here. Don't worry, my victims stay anonymous.

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Pre-teen Girl: She said I was good, though, she said that, like, that me and like Alex and Anna were the best, she didn’t say the best but she said that we, like, she used us as an example —

Her Dad [I hope]: When you did the pyramid?

Pre-teen Girl: Yeah, the pyramid, and the floor, when we did the squats —

Her Dad: Were you at the top of the pyramid?

[They get their drinks and leave in silence]