Overheard At Starbucks I sit at Starbucks (usually one in Studio City), eavesdrop on your conversations, and post them here. Don't worry, my victims stay anonymous.

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Woman 1: I’m soooooo hungry. I could eat all this. [motions to sandwiches]

Woman 2: So get something.

Woman 1: Noooo, I can’t.

Woman 2: You said you were hungry.

Woman 1: I’m starving.

Woman 2: So get something then.

Woman 1: Those sandwiches are so fattening.

Woman 2: So get a salad.

Woman 1: I don’t want a salad. If I got something I’d get a donut or a sandwich.

Woman 2: So get something and I’ll split it with you.

Woman 1: No. I’d want to eat the whole thing if I got something.

Woman 2: I think you should get something. You’re hungry.

Woman 1: Easy for you to say, you’re so skinny.